Official end of Jiu Jitsu suckitudeJanuary 1st, 2037
19.2years to go.
Smelly Pirate Hooker Award Winners:
Kristopher Williams Jiu Jitsu Black Belt Earned the Smelly Pirate Hooker award for teaching a submission escape and then, immediately after, shutting down said escape with his black belt voodoo. Also, ass-flossing people's belts. Not cool.
Nicholas Nix Jiu Jitsu Brown Belt Earned the Smelly Pirate Hooker award for singing white people anthems loudly while humiliating white belts at BJJ.
Carlos Varona Jiu Jitsu Black Belt Earned the Smelly Pirate Hooker award for making a fat guy do lunges the entire length of the mat. It's a big mat.
Angelica Brotherton Arch Nemesis Earned the Smelly Pirate Hooker award for adding a heinous back and legs workout to an already difficult cardio kickboxing class. Just so happens to dress as a pirate occasionally.
James Smiley Professor, Black Belt Earned the Smelly Pirate Hooker award for having standards and making people "prove" that they deserve a blue belt. WTF was he thinking? Obviously never been to Karate America.