Look at my precious! Never mind the fact that it looks like I stole my kid brother’s belt for this photo (I got a little over-zealous with how much weight I’ve lost). Never mind the fact that it took me slightly less time than it took the Grand Canyon to form. I have it, and it is mine!
There are many blue belts, but this one is mine. And yours sucks. Well, maybe not, but mine is certainly better. Actually, this one isn’t mine. I ordered a slightly larger one. But I digress.
And with this belt promotion, my journey to the dark side is complete. I’m sorry all of you Jedi enthusiasts, but I’m of the Sith. I’ll do kesa gatame on your mommy. I’ll do a leg lock on a hedgehog. I’ll pass guard on a retard. I’ll put a twister on your sister. It’s real over here.
I guess I can’t be accused of #whitebeltprivledge any more.