I did Muay Thai today instead of Jiu Jitsu for two reasons. First, my knee, toe, back, shoulder, wrist, ribs, and foot arch hurts and I need a break from that shiz. Second, I wanted to take some breathtaking photos of Jiu Jitsu in action, which can now be seen on the Combat Athletix Facebook page.
I know they took it easy on me in Muay Thai class. I know this. However, it was still brutal for the fat kid. Jab, jab, cross. Jab, jab, cross, kick, cross. WTF? At this point I would tackle a mo-fo and go to Jiu Jitsu just so I could lay down. Now I understand MMA. They don’t go to the ground to gain any advantage, they do it to take a nap. It all makes sense. My new fat kid fight strategy goes like this: Jab, jab, cross, tackle, lay upon opponent, take a nap.
I just thought I might point out that I’m undefeated as a professional fighter. 0-0. Also, what I’m doing is far superior to what you’re doing.
On another note, I’m down like 17 lbs since I started Jiu Jitsu. Now, that being said, I was up like 19 lbs before I started Jiu Jitsu, so the net effect is that I’m two pounds worse off than I was. If you think of it that way, it’s kinda depressing. So, for the sake of my mood, we’ll just say I’ve lost a bunch of weight and ignore the stupid weigh ins on the sidebar.