So, I can neither confirm or deny the consumption of massive quantities of Mellow Mushroom Pizza at midnight-thirty this morning. I can, however, confirm a week of strict dieting and balls-out physical conditioning beginning right now. This very second. Here’s the plan:
If it doesn’t come from a chicken or a green plant, I’m not eating it. With the possible exception of Acai Berry (been a little clogged up if you know what I mean). If it isn’t comprised of hydrogen and oxygen, arranged in a particular molecular structure known as H2O, I’m not drinking it. I’ma cardio like a mad man (yes, I just used cardio as a verb). I’m going to take the 320s by storm. Look out haters, I’m loosing the venerable, scary, utterly uncompromising Juan Verde.
7 days. 7 lbs. That’s the goal. Let’s do this.