Death to the Resolutions
January 13, 2012
Don’t these people know that they’re monopolizing my maniac machine? It’s mine. I know I only go to the gym once a month, but when I go I use the same machine. Always the same machine. Third one from the left, next to the last row. Now, since everybody has started the “This year I’m really going to get fit…” stuff, I can’t get my machine. It’s maddening.
Since it’s January 12th, I’m hoping that many will have quit by now. I’m seriously going to try to get back in there and make it a habit now. If I have to drop kick somebody off of my maniac machine I will. You have been warned, people.
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If you have to “Drop Kick” those big ugly “I’m going to lose” 3 1/2 pounds this year… You have full right to teach all a lesson that age on your ankles can’t keep you off the ground… But a swift kick to their head will make them fall harder…
True…or maybe just grab them by the sweat band….lol